Joe Peck

I googled online for want ads. Now my computer's down from viral attack
Microwave pitched a bonfire, turned the kitchen walls pitch black
Cellphone's out of commission from a self-destructing battery pack
F-150 went flatline on the freeway right in front of a Mack
Let me tell you boys and girls, I've got a -

Hole in my pocket faster than a rocket
No way I can block it. Just my luck
If money's coming to me it'll run right through me
No use being gloomy. Better spend another buck
Hole in my pocket big as Davy Crockett
On the local docket. Just my luck
If money's coming to me someone's gonna sue me
But the cash is due me. Better spend another buck

Downsized by the company, 20 years no severance pay
Got three kids down at the college living off my 401(k)
Unexpected bills in my mailbox each and every day
Cause I had my identity stolen by thieves on a Caribbean cay
Let me tell you boys and girls, I've got a -

Hole in my pocket faster than a rocket
No way I can block it. Just my luck
If money's coming to me it'll run right through me
No use being gloomy. Better spend another buck
Hole in my pocket big as Davy Crockett
On the local docket. Just my luck
If money's coming to me someone's gonna sue me
But the cash is due me. Better spend another buck

I can't save a dime to save my skin
And everybody treats me just like an ATM
I ain't changing nothing or no one; I've tried for years and years
So now I'm letting go. I'll ride this rodeo
Out the chute, no fears Yeah!

Hole in my pocket faster than a rocket
No way I can block it. Just my luck
If money's coming to me it'll run right through me
No use being gloomy. Better spend another buck
Hole in my pocket big as Davy Crockett
On the local docket. Just my luck
If money's coming to me someone's gonna sue me
But the cash is due me. Better spend another buck

Gonna spend. I'm gonna spend
My last buck